Beware the Uber-Bitch
I don't know about y'all, but I turn into UUUBERRR-BIIIITCH (echo echo echo) when I'm hungry. Everyone I know knows this simple fact to be true. Rarely do I have PMS. Rarely am I bitchy simply because I can BE.
But if I'm hungry, you best WATCH OUT!
Frequently I'll bite DH's head off, and from the smoking ruin that was once his body, he'll calmly hand me a ham sandwich. LOL Then all is right in the world. I'm a much nicer person with my belly full, so FYI, if you ever meet me in person, be warned.
Hopefully you'll be lucky and meet me after I've eaten--not before.
Otherwise, you might just get ripped a new one. If you know what I mean. LOL
~~Becka
posted by Becka @ 12:52 PM
1 Comments:
Hehe, that was funny. And yes, I do believe I was hungry. Hungry + stupid drivers = wicked road rage.
Yes, people, it's true, Lisa and I were driving somewhere. I was the *passenger* and I reached over and honked her horn FOR HER when some guy cut her off. LOL
Didn't even think about it, I think it was just a reflex. :P
~~Becka
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